My Special Man Friend ("MSMF") is just my Man Friend ("MF") now. Yes, he's special. Yes, he's a man. Yes, he's a friend. But "My Special Man Friend" comes with an ownership and an intimate relationship that we can no longer claim. I'll bitch about love and loss another time.
Moving on...
MF has a thing about guns. What they do. What they don't do. What people cause them to do. Now if you know anything about the silly shit MF says, formerly MSMF in prior blog posts, you'll know that he comes out with some doozies. Some of my best content. Back in February we were sitting at the kitchen bar, sipping our rabbit https://thesillyshitwesay.blogspot.com/2020/05/sushi-rabbit.html, when we must have gotten onto the fun, relaxing Sunday morning topic of guns and shootings.
I can only imagine that there must have been a grocery store or school shooting recently in the news, which sadly happens all too frequently. My family is also big into guns and shooting trips. Taking a lighter note on the topic, MF says to me "the first time I use a gun I want to KILL!" As usual, I'm totally taken off guard by his exclamation. Laughing and chocking up my silky Peet's mocha I can't help but ask why? And the answer is there is no answer. Just because.
For MF it comes down to why wouldn't you kill if you were a first time gun user? The equation goes like this: First time gun user "A" + gun "B" = Let's kill some mother fuckers! It's like all the Rambo movies that he loves so much. First Blood! First gun, first kill! It's like, go big or go home.
What's really odd about the whole thing is that I can totally see it. The ridiculous, extreme non-sense humor not the literal action. MF is not a middle of the road kind of guy; it's all or nothing baby. He abhors guns but if he has to take one up he might as well take a few lives while he's at it.
Maybe this is just knowing someone well or appreciating how silly and fucked up they are, knowing damn well that you fully are too, but I found his stance on first time gun use hilarious.
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