Garlic Bread or Garlic Naan?

I'm not a morning person, I think I've mentioned that before. I'm definitely not a morning person after spending the weekend getting little sleep with lots of good drinks and decadent food. It was a full weekend, so needless to say this morning was rough...

Luckily, My Special Man Friend ("MSMF") knows just how to get my eyes open with a little laughter and talking about silly shit.

MSMF: "Would you want to be garlic bread or garlic naan?"
Me: *laughing* "Hmm. What would you want to be?"
MSMF: "Garlic bread of course."
Me: "Yeah. I think I would go with garlic bread too. But would you want to be one of those pre-buttered and seasoned loaves?"
MSMF: "Eww. NO. That's so gross. I don't want to be covered in bucket butter."
Me: "I agree. So you just want to be a simple french loaf."
MSMF: "Yeah. It's easy to make your own garlic bread with, like, four ingredients."
Me: "I agree."
MSMF: "It's like people who buy already hard boiled eggs."
Me: *laughing* "What?"
MSMF: "It's so easy to do yourself. Why would you buy it that way?"
Me: "I've bought already cooked ones before for Burning Man. It's easy and convenient."
MSMF: "Trader Joe's?"
Me: "No, Costco."
MSMF: "And I wouldn't want to be covered in cilantro."
Me: *laughing again* "I wouldn't want to be either."

*MSMF is allergic to cilantro. I just hate it.*

So what would you want to be - garlic bread or garlic naan? And why?