Prison Hobby

MSMF: "What would your prison hobby be?"

Me: *rolls over sleepily in bed* "Whaaaat...?"

MSMF: "What would your hobby in prison be?"

Me: "God, I don't know. You can have hobbies in prison?"

MSMF: "Sure."

Me: "I know. I don't know. Ok, I got it. I would cross stitch. What would you do?"

MSMF: "I'd paint."

Me: "Painting?"

MSMF: "Yeah. Like, super religious paintings. I'm gonna get really good at the Crucifixion and the Virgin of Guadalupe."

Me: "Oh my God babe."

MSMF: "Exactly."

Me: "Thing is, I wouldn't be allowed to have a needle."

MSMF: "What are you going to do, poke someone to death?"

Me: "It would take a few weeks but maybe I could work on a main artery or something. Come to think of it, you probably can't have a paint brush either. Prison paint brush shiv all the way."

Now we're both laughing. Figuring out what you'd do in prison for a hobby isn't easy. We both agreed spending our time in the library to get a law degree and get out of prison would be the way to go. Or learn another language.

What would your prison hobby be?