Monday, November 28, 2022

Blasting or Banging?

Is blasting the new banging?

Maybe I'm old school but I've never heard the expression "finger blast" or "finger blasting" before.  I've only ever used finger bang or banging.  I'm sure there are plenty of ways to describe anywhere from 1-4 fingers in a woman's vagina.  All 5 fingers would be fisting and that's a whole different conversation.

And since I'm asking questions, is finger banging exclusively for the fuzzy female gremlin?  Or would it apply to someone's other holes?  I've never much thought about it honestly, let alone even remember where the hell I would have ever heard or had explained to me what the hell finger banging is.

But I do remember the first time I was correct with "blasting" for saying "banging". I went to LA's regional BEquinox Burning Man event in June.  Late on the last night I was there a buddy and I walked over to a neighboring sound camp to dance a little more before tucking in. After hanging out a little bit, both of us feeling pretty beat and cold, my buddy thought it would be fun to climb into one of the two blow-up cuddle puddle pools and watch the craziness around us.  The oversized pillows and squishy stuffed animals looked too good to both of us for me to say no.

As he started to step into one of the pools I noticed there were two men and two women at the opposite side, the four of them laying like sardines in a blowup tin can.  I wouldn't have thought much about getting into the pool except I noticed that one of the women was slumped further down into the pool than the others.  As I got closer I was able to see from up above that her bikini top was askew, her nipples being played with by the guy laying closest to her.

Now, the nipple twisting that was going on wouldn't necessarily have stopped me in my tracks.  I've seen a lot of crazy shit at the various festivals, shows, and parties I've been to over the years.  It's going to take more than a little nipple nob play when I'm cold and tired and have partied for days straight to get a rise out of me... What stopped me getting into the pool was realizing where all the other hands on the other 3 sardines were, one arm most noticeably down the girls skirt. Leaning in, grabbing my buddies arm, I said "Yo. I think that chick is being fingered banged. Do you really want to get in the pool?" He just shrugged and happily tucked into the other corner.

I'm no quitter so I got in behind him and awkwardly sat down on a doughnut or dolphin, I couldn't tell which.  I avoided looking at the opposite sex side of the pool as long as I could.  Eventually my eyes drifted over to the guy laying furthest from the banging. Our eyes unfortunately met. We both smiled and looked away. Frankly so long as everyone was consenting to what was going on and seemed happy while doing it I didn't much care. I certainly made sure to wash all my clothes in hot water when I got home.

So where does the debate of banging vs. blasting come in?  After returning home I was out with one of my friends, regaling them with the various stories and experiences from BEquinox and told them the human sardine finger bang story.  At the word banging I was quickly interrupted; "Banging? You mean 'blasting'?"  Um, no.  I meant banging.  Oddly they hadn't heard of or used banging and I had never heard of or used blasting.  Blasting sounds like what your ass does after some bad Indian food.

I still think asking someone if they want to bang or be banged is better than being blasted but maybe it's just me.