Fucking spam.
Seriously. The shit drives me crazy.
I have an old Hotmail account that I've had since the age of dinosaurs. Over time the spam has grown to unreasonable levels; I receive about 100+ emails A DAY in my junk mail.
Sadly these fucks are just automated and whoever sets them up are so good, that if you block them or report them as phishing, they just come right back. Minutes later I'll have another email from the same blocked spammer, just from a slightly different account all made of gibberish.
It's infuriating and exhausting to go through every day. Most days I don't actually check my junk mail, so this shit piles up to the point that I'll never truly know if some long lost illegitimate child has tried to find me. Or what if my name is drawn for that grand prize Kia nobody really wants but that I filled out a drawing slip for at the mall two years ago? The only email I ever got lucky to find among the spam, that I wanted to see at the time, was from an ex apologizing for being shitty. Any attempted emails now can happily be lost in the void, asshole.
The most annoying, though funniest part about all the spam I receive, is that 99% of it is for penis enlargement and women that are "hot" and "wet" for me. Not kidding. Whatever company or bot or however this tech shit works thinks I'm some middle-age would be home wrecker. It's awesome. I sometimes look at the subject line and wonder to myself...
Maybe I do want a harder, bigger dick...
Maybe I do want to meet HOT and SEXY ASIAN WOMEN...
And who is Jenna and why does she love me?
Maybe my junk mail is trying to tell me something. While trying to look up a funny pic for this post, I happened up on cool article on how to reach more than my two current subscribers.
While I don't think banging Jenna with my harder, bigger dick or chatting with hot sexy Asian women will teach me anything, maybe the spammers non-stop harassing me will.
Fingers crossed this blog makes it big. Harder, longer lasting big. Yeeeeaaahhhh.
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