Ok fam. Real talk.
Have you ever heard of a poop knife? Seriously. I'm not shitting you. Barum barum tss.
Poop knife. Two words I never thought I'd ever read or say aloud together.
I'm part of a strange and fun Facebook group, Weird Secondhand Finds, and one day someone posted a cool metal object. It looked like an antique letter opener but wasn't sharp or pointed enough and had a loop at the top. The poster said they weren't sure what it was but bought it because of the cool ram/calf head on it (see below).
Curious what people said the item was, I went into the black hole of comments and practically every post called the not-a-knife a "poop knife".
I couldn't help it. I had to know what the fuck a poop knife was.
Turns out there's a Reddit article that went viral, opening everyone's brown eye to the wonder of a butt blade.
Anyone who says they haven't looked down at the porcelain throne, curiosity turned shocked turned impressed, at the sheer size of what their behind is capable of is lying to themselves. Enter the poop knife.
I want to tell you more about it but honestly you should read about it yourself. It's not just about laying big turds and having to chop them up for the toilet to suck them down.
There's so much more silly shit. Literally.
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