Who gives a fuck about PayDay bars? Seriously though.
My Special Man Friend ("MSMF") has been obsessed with finding a new version of the original PayDay bar. Apparently, Hershey's has re-released an oldie but forgetie - a repeat performance of the 90's version PayDay bar WITH chocolate.
I wasn't aware that there was an audience for the original PayDay, let alone the need to reinvent it by dipping the bar in chocolate. And it's not just making a seasonal debut. It's back permanently. Praise the candy bar Gods! The Snickers bar runner up has made a return!
Early in MSMF's pursuit of the nutty chocolatey PayDay bar I wanted to know WHY he wanted one so bad. I'd love to say it's in homage to his belated father or some other noble quest but it's not. He read an online article hailing it's return and just had to have it, figuring it must somehow be better than the original. Or at least worth the time it took someone to write the comeback article, let alone read it.
In obsessive pursuit of the 2.0 PayDay MSMF and I have been to at least 5 liquor stores and 6 grocery or drug stores. Each time MSMF left empty handed his craving to find the elusive sweet and salty treat only got stronger. Tired of all our running around, sneaking peaks at check out lane candy racks, I suggested MSMF look online. eBay or Amazon must be selling these damn bars. Turns out to get 3 chocolate PayDays shipped from an online candy store it would cost over $20 in shipping. To hell with that.
MSMF has now, in desperation, decided to make his own chocolate PayDay. I reason it'll be just like the real thing, if not better. But I think we both agree that it'll probably still suck.
It's a fucking PayDay bar. It's only going to be so good.
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