Friday, September 4, 2020

What's Your Chowder?

"Would you rather have New England or Manhattan clam chowder?"

My Special Man Friend ("MSMF") always has the funniest thoughts and questions for me in the mornings. I love it.

Me: "Neither? I'm not the biggest chowder person."
MSMF: "Really?"
Me: "I mean, I do like it. But not on its own. It needs to be in a sourdough bowl or something like that. I just don't like the funky chewiness of the clams. Grosses me out a little."
MSMF: "Hmm."
Me: "Which one do you prefer?"
MSMF: "The creamy New England."
Me: "I wonder how many different chowders there are?"
MSMF: "I'm not sure."

Curious, I whipped out my phone and googled how many kinds of chowder are there. Turns out there are quite a few. Mushroom chowder. Corn chowder. Seafood chowder. Many are just variations of either the clam chowder or some other version of seafood or vegetable with bacon. Bacon makes everything better.

MSMF: "So what's my over/under on chowders that you're going to make me in the next 40 years?"
Me: (laughing) "What?"
MSMF: "What are my odds of you making chowder?"
Me: "Zero? Not that high. And why are we only going to live until our 80's?"

MSMF looked pretty disappointed even though he's not a soup guy. But I could be an everyday souper I love it so much. LOVE IT. So I thought about it a bit more and figured I could totally get on board with a corn chowder or some other version with bacon. And with the cold months fast approaching I could totally add a chowder recipe to the mix.

To lift his spirits I told MSMF we'd put a chowder into the mix while saying chowder as silly as I could, because it made him laugh. More like chow-da or ciao-da. CIAO-DA. Trying to think up different ways of saying it silly, I blurted out chode-r. CHODE-R. MSMF immediately stopped laughing and wanted me to stop saying chowder. In fact he was over talking about chowder altogether. I knew exactly what I was saying and thought it was funny but our silly morning bedtime chowder banter abruptly came to an end.

So what's your chowder?

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