Startled Into Action - OH SHIT!

My Special Man Friend ("MSMF") and Jaja were sweetly cuddled up on the couch together while I was upstairs working the other day. I came down to see how they were both doing and laughed to myself with just how comfortable Jaja was.

I have definitely lost favor with her ever since MSMF and I started dating. MSMF will deny it but it's true.

Jaja is such a daddy's girl now. If we're sitting on separate couches, Jaja will pick laying next to MSMF on his couch. I've even had him switch couches with me and sure as shit she'll get up and move to his new couch. If I leave the room, meh. But if MSMF leaves the room, Jaja is perched at the edge of the couch checking to see where he went. She not only begs him for her treats now but insists that MSMF play fight with her. This was something only I could get Jaja riled up enough to do. Now I'm just chopped liver.

She was completely stretched out against MSMF's leg, her head slightly tilted back with a little kitty smile and her eyes closed in bliss. As she stretched further, grinning as she slowly twisted onto her other side, Jaja must have sensed that I was there watching or caught sight of me because all the bliss left her body as she froze awkwardly in place for a second, eyes bulging out of her head.

If that wasn't funny enough, she started meowing way too loud to fit the mood all while suddenly writhing around, struggling to get up onto her feet. It was as if she was the secret mistress and I came home early to discover them cuddling on the couch - OH SHIT!

MSMF and I both started laughing as it was totally obvious that's what she was thinking, oh shit. MOM! OH SHIT! Meow meow meow meow! OH SHIT! Meow meow. You're my favorite, really. Meow meow. I love you more, believe me. We're just friends. Meow meow meow.

Now any time something happens that we weren't expecting or we're watching a show and someone gets caught off guard, MSMF and I will look at each other all bugged eyed and say:

OH SHIT!