He calls it a "leg pillow" but we both know it's a dick pillow.
What else would you call a normal pillow wedged all up in someone's balls? A dick or balls pillow, right? See? I told you.
MSMF's body temperature runs unfortunately higher than most. Great in the winter for me, terrible in the summer for both of us. He says the leg pillow cools him off but I don't believe it. How can something stuffed all up in your sweaty parts make you somehow cooler? This kind of science just baffles me.
There are leg and contour pillows online that cater to every ache and pain in the body. Help with alignment and stability of your back and hips and provides overall support to your lower extremities. But not one of these products claim to "cool the balls" or "reduce the overly warm body temps of your sweaty ass".
As it is MSMF sleeps with 3 pillows. I sleep with 1. MSMF has 1 for his head, 1 to hold onto, and 1 for his dick. Thing is, and this always cracks me up, is that the holding pillow and dick pillow are really not differentiated from one another. So how does MSMF know if he's cuddling the holding pillow or nustling the sweaty dick and balls pillow in his face?
MSMF doesn't seem to care which pillow it is but I've taken to washing the pillow covers a lot more frequently.
Just in case.
And I know the below photo would be more suitable as a female version of MSMF's dick pillow but it was just too good not to share.
Pleasant dreams.
���� thanks for sharing girl hah
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